Ah, the joys of sending your child out to his or her own apartment. This scenario will be a humorous reminder to a few of you.
humor, moving, teens
I?ve found a cool apartment! Okay, okay?so it?s not perfect. Just a few bugs. I mean literally! First expense? An exterminator! Is it worth the cash? Well, I can?t afford a more expensive place, so a one-time (please!) cash outlay should be okay. Maybe just a can of ?Raid??
I need a way to move my stuff. Daddy, can I borrow your truck? You don?t have one? Why not? Do you want one? I?ll help you pick it out! Well, it was just a suggestion. No need to get all bent out of shape! I guess I?d better call the truck rental places. What do you mean?$200?PLUS mileage? AND Gas? Good grief!
While I?m on the phone I?ll call the utility and phone companies. Yes, I know I haven?t used your services before. No, I don?t have a credit card; this is my first place. You want what? A $100 deposit? For EACH? Holy cow?do you people have a license to steal?
Daddy, I need $500 for moving expenses! I used all my money for the first and last months rent AND the damage deposit. Well, how was I to know this was going to be so expensive? Sell something? Daaaaad?I NEED my TV!
Boy, this place is pretty empty. Maybe I should buy a couch and a chair. Nah?I have my bed. That?ll be good enough. I don?t need a table; I?ll just use this box.
Renters Insurance? I don?t think so! What do I have to insure?
Just got my first phone call! I?d love to come to your party! Daddy, I need a car. Because it?s too far to walk to work, that?s why. Umm, Daddy?there?s car insurance too! Thanks, Dad?you?re the best! And gas? I didn?t think so?
Time for dinner. Let?s look in these boxes. Oh, No! No dishes or pans. No FOOD!